Saturday, July 30, 2016

Ladies' Choice

Movies: Ghostbusters

Oh, Ghostbusters reboot. If we lived in a fair world, I could easily brush you off as a mild, toothless popcorn flick just as so many male-led reboots are. But we don't live in a fair world and so I have to pay attention to you and what you represent.

Reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and the like are a dime a dozen these days and I'd say maybe 20% are really, truly excellent (Mad Max: Fury Road; The Dark Knight), 20% are shit (Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice; the Matthew Broderick Godzilla), and the middle 60% range from "fun and forgettable" to "could be worse".

Paul Feig's Ghostbusters reboot is, in my personal opinion, a "could be worse".

I did not find the film particularly funny, aside from a few clever gags. I did not find the action particularly interesting. I did not find the plot particularly compelling. Ghostbusters gets a "C+" rating from me--a little better than average, but not remarkable.

But, as we all know, Ghostbusters isn't allowed to be just a "dumb popcorn flick". Because it's a big summer action movie starring four women in the lead roles, one of whom is a minority, and all of whom remain fully clothed and minimally sexualized (apart from Kristen Wiig's thirst for Chris Hemsworth's hot, stupid secretary and Kate McKinnon's ambiguous sexuality), Ghostbusters is holding so much more on its lady-shoulders. What it represents is much bigger and more important than the film itself.

And from my perch as a film snob, I can look at Ghostbusters and say "why bother?" If you want feminist-friendly action, watch Mad Max: Fury Road instead. If you want a hilarious film with an all-female cast, watch Bridesmaids instead. If you want movies directed by women, starring women, come to me and I can create a list for you.

But here's the thing. Ghostbusters is bigger than me. Ghostbusters is a PG-13 movie, which means that young people can watch it. Nine year old girls (and boys) aren't gonna be watching Bridesmaids and Mad Max and fuckin' If These Walls Could Talk. Nine year olds don't want to appreciate a film for its intersectional feminism...nine year olds want to watch people get slimed, act silly, and fall down. They want to buy action figures and toys--and wouldn't it be cool if, for once, those actions figures were 1) female and 2) not princesses? What happens if they see women wielding (non-violent, except to ghosts) weapons and dressed in jumpsuits? What happens if the goal for all of these women is to save New York City rather than find love? What if their relationship with one another as friends was the real love story?

So, no, I was not all that into Ghostbusters as a movie lover, but I was into it as a feminist.



As a movie lover, I can say that the jokes in Ghostbusters stuck the landing maybe 1/3 of the time. Ironically, the funniest scenes (to me) involved a man--Chris Hemsworth playing Kevin, a dumb, hunky secretary for the ghost busting gals. And each of the ladies has her memorable moments. Kristen Wiig plays uptight, intellectual Erin Gilbert, who wrote a book about ghosts with her colleague Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy) years ago that she has tried to leave buried in the past as she works toward tenure at a respectable university. But, just like with the mafia, as soon as she thinks she's out, ghost busting pulls her back in. After investigating a haunted mansion with Abby and Abby's zany, engineering-whiz colleague, Jillian Holtzmann (Kate McKinnon), Erin once again believes in ghosts...and just in time, as New York City seems to be absolutely crawling with the suckers.

The ladies pull in Patty Tolan (Leslie Jones), an MTA worker with an encyclopedic knowledge of New York. Thus, the Ghostbusters are born.

There's a requisite baddie--Rowan North (funny character actor Neil Casey), a nerd who wants to take revenge on a world that tormented him by opening a portal to the afterlife and unleashing a slew of the undead on the Big Apple.

Comparisons to the original 1984 Ghostbusters are kind of beside the point but inevitable. The original is better, hands down. It's much, much funnier (particularly with Bill Murray at peak deadpan humor). I do wonder if the 2016 Ghostbusters would have been much funnier if it was rated R. Melissa McCarthy is especially hilarious when delivering filthy jokes and insults. An R-rated Ghostbusters would likely be closer to a vulgar Judd Apatow film but with ghosts. I would have enjoyed watching Kate McKinnon smoke a bong and Kristen Wiig have crazy gymnastic sex with all brawn and no brains Chris Hemsworth. But...but...but...think of those nine year old girls!! A toned down version of the bawdy humor that could have been (for what it's worth, there is a queef joke they managed to sneak into this one) is what lets those young ladies (and gentlemen) see four strong women kicking ghost-ass.

So, to summarize: strictly going on its merits as a film, Ghostbusters is pretty meh. At least to me--I have many friends who really loved it. But as a glass-ceiling buster, it's pretty cool. And hey, this is 2016--shouldn't four women be allowed to headline a mediocre summer popcorn flick? After all, men have been doing it for decades.

Grade: C+

Monday, July 18, 2016

Manic Pixie Dream Corpse

Movies: Swiss Army Man

Man, I don't even know where to begin with Swiss Army Man. The film, colloquially known as "that movie where Daniel Radcliffe plays a farting corpse" is so incredibly bizarre that it's hard to pin down what co-writers and co-directors Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert intended to say with this film.

I can tell that there is a "message" hidden under the endless montages of Paul Dano, a man stranded on an island and prepared to hang himself, using the body of Daniel Radcliffe to find his way home (more details on this below), but I'll be damned if I can figure out exactly what it is. At times, the message seems almost pathetically childish (a corpse teaches a sad sack of a man how to live!) and other times it seems weirdly beautiful (there's some interesting play with the characters' gender and sexuality that is only briefly explored before being dropped like a lead balloon).

Swiss Army Man has some very good moments, but overall it's an unfocused mess. It's like a garbage dump: hey, you might find a vintage Playboy or a cool lampshade in there, but mostly you'll find rotten banana peels and old coffee grounds.

Let's see if I can tease out the knot of this movie further.

It starts with Hank (Dano), preparing to kill himself after being stranded on an island for months. But the sight of a body (Radcliffe) washed up on shore stops him. He rushes to the body, hoping the man is alive. Sadly, he is not. But before Hank goes back to his noose, he realizes that the flatulence emitted by the corpse is actually propelling the body into the ocean. Hank seizes on an idea--he gets on the body's back and rides the farting corpse to dry land. So, basically magical realism meets fart humor.

But the journey doesn't end there. Hank ends up on the coast somewhere, but facing a labyrinth of of woodlands without a person or car in sight. He should leave the body behind and make his way back to civilization, but he can't seem to do so. He's bonded with the man who "saved his life". And he bonds even further when this man, named Manny, actually begins speaking to him.

Hank discovers that Manny's body has many uses. His lungs fill with water after a rainstorm, letting Hank drink from Manny like a fountain. The discovery of an old Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition with titillating images leads Hank to discover that Manny's erection always points north (I am not even fucking kidding. How is this a movie? I actually am impressed with the sheer balls on this film). Thus, we have a title: like a Swiss Army knife, Hank uses Manny for survival purposes while also tutoring Manny in how to be a person again. Conversations about love, life, masturbation, and farting ensue. The message at this point seems to be 1) bodies and all of their functions are beautiful and natural and 2) we shouldn't hide things (like farts) or be ashamed of things (like masturbation) that make us happy.

I'm sorry, but no. I love movies that celebrate what it means to be human, but this movie is so sophomoric.

Despite the crude and unrefined message, Swiss Army Man has some lovely moments. When Manny sees a photo on Hank's phone of a beautiful woman, he becomes convinced that he knows this woman and she is meant to be his true love. He asks Hank to dress up as her and recreate how they might have met in order to spark Manny's memory (none of this makes sense, btw). The two men embark on elaborate sessions of dress up in order to teach Manny what it meant to be human and alive. Now, they could have just kept walking north until they found a road or something, but that's apparently not the point of the movie. So we have the above mentioned montages of Dano and Radcliffe engaging in world-building using the junk available in the woods. They use sticks and branches to create a bus and Hank dresses as the girl in the picture and encourages Manny to talk to "her" (Hank is obviously working through his own issues of shyness since, after all, the picture of the girl was on *his* phone and the woman in question is a girl *he* saw on the bus and was too scared to talk to). And this gender play leads to some interesting potential where you're like, are Hank and Manny gonna...hook up? Boy, I don't know how the fuck I feel about gay necrophilia, but at least it was interesting.

As you can probably tell, the purpose of all this is unclear and it's hard to tell where it's all going. And then the end of the film really just throws the whole thing to shit, in my opinion. Everything the movie seems to believe in ("don't be scared to be open with people", "be your authentic self", "you are loved more than you know") goes flying out the window during the final act of the movie which was, again, in my opinion, incredibly embarrassing and disheartening. All of the baggage the movie brings up--the girl in the photo and Hank and Manny's "love" for her, Hank's relationship with his father, Manny's worth and humanity, are all just flushed down the fucking toilet in the final scenes with no resolution. When the lights came up in the theatre, I was embarrassed for myself, the movie, and the audience. What had we just watched? What was the point? Was it a practical joke?

I titled this review "Manic Pixie Dream Corpse" because Swiss Army Man has a lot of similarities to movies where a whimsical woman (the trope of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl) teaches a sad sack man how to live. It also inhabits the same kind of universe as films like Little Miss Sunshine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Garden State: films known for whimsy, magical realism, and simplistic morals and lessons. The problem is, it represents the worst of these types of movies. It could get away with being so bizarre if it were more subtle, or if it had a clearer focus. It wouldn't commit to being a straightforward comedy, a la Weekend at Bernie's or a straightforward fantasy film. But it wasn't a wonderful, intriguing mix of genres: it was a mess.

That said, the movie has to be seen to be believed, so I don't regret watching it per se. I just feel like the directors took the kernel of an interesting idea and completely blew it.

Grade: C-

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Peer Pressure

Movies: The Invitation

Well, it seems that there is a surfeit of movies about creepy-ass dinner parties lately. Right after watching Coherence (see my previous review), I sought out another film about a dinner party where something just isn't right: The Invitation. Directed by Kayrn Kusama, this little creeper of a film is being listed as among the "best of 2016 so far". It's currently streaming on Netflix (I'm pissed at myself because I paid 5 bucks to rent it on Amazon streaming literally less than a week before I saw it was added to Netflix), so I really, really recommend you watch it with zero context. Go ahead, I'll wait...




Spoilers! 

Ok, now that you watched the movie, I think you'll agree with me that the one flaw of The Invitation (and it might not even really be a flaw) is that you *know* what's going to happen in the end. I remember reading the tiniest blurb about it, something to the effect of "A man goes to a party at his ex-wife's house and realizes his ex and her new husband have joined a group for people in mourning". And I was like, "group, you say? That means cult. And when people join a cult, there's one thing you can bank on: a bunch of people will die". Ok, and then when they show them that video of that woman dying and the other people "breathing in her soul", I was like, "Yup. All these motherfuckers gon' die".

But here's the thing: even if we feel the inevitability of the ending, The Invitation still manages to shock and surprise us. It's still a really excellent "locked room" style film that starts off tense and ratchets up their fear and feelings of wrongness to 11 before all hell breaks loose.

But let's rewind. The Invitation follows Will (Logan-Marshall Green), a long-haired hipster type who has been invited to a party thrown by his ex-wife Eden (Tammy Blanchard) and her new husband David (Michiel Huisman). This party is in fact taking place at the home Will and Eden shared when they were married with a young son who died in a freak accident. Along for the ride is Will's girlfriend, Kira (Emayatzy Corinealdi). And the guests are all old friends of Eden and Will's, plus some weirdos Eden and David got acquainted with when they spent time in Mexico.

One unbelievable aspect of the film is how calm everyone remains during increasingly bizarre situations at Eden and David's. For example, David keeps all the doors locked from the inside to "prevent burglary". Also, there are bars on the windows. Also, David's offering people insanely expensive wine. While Will finds the whole situation freaky, everyone else seems happy to be reunited after years of estrangement.

And then, of course, David and Eden start talking about "The Invitation"--a group (cult!) for people who have experienced tremendous loss. They show a video about the group where a so-called "Dr. Joseph" (played by character actor Toby Huss) explains "The Invitation" in the way that woo-woos and religious people attempt to "explain" their beliefs by saying nothing concrete about them at all. Also, this video is basically snuff because a person dies in it while people gather at her bedside. Will, of course, is horrified, and a couple folks at the party are disturbed but no seems able to actually say "that's it, I'm out" except for one woman who politely asks to leave. Watching this movie, I'm really glad I've read The Gift of Fear by Gavin de Becker, a classic you all should read (especially you women reading this blog) about honoring your instincts when you feel that something is wrong. Those of you who know me IRL know I'd be like "get me the fuck out of here, and fuck being polite. These motherfuckers are going to kill everyone!".

But of course the movie can't end yet. Will continues exploring the house he once shared with Eden and becoming more and more paranoid, resulting in an epic freak-out. But he sticks around until after dinner...when his hosts pour everyone an "after dinner drink" for a toast. And that's when all hell breaks loose--and maybe not entirely in the way you expect it to. The final 15 minutes of the film take all the tension and fear that has been slowly collected and built up and blows it up in a fireworks display of violence and panic. And then the final shot gives the viewer one last creepy thrill to leave on.

While some reviews have pointed out that The Invitation doesn't have a "twist", it has a "confirming what we already strongly suspected", I think that's ok. Not every film has to end in a surprise. The movie is just as strong with a foregone conclusion than without. And, honestly, there were times where I thought it *was* all in Will's head. There really is no reliable narrator here, meaning that we don't know who to trust.

The Invitation is the definition of a well-crafted indie film: it's small, with a mostly unknown cast; it's well-acted and uses character interactions to build up tension until it explodes in a (I think) satisfying payoff. Lovers of psychological horror/suspense films will definitely want to accept this Invitation.

Grade: A-

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Schrodinger's Dinner Party

Movies: Coherence

Coherence, a 2013 film that is the quintessence of mindfuckery, is very hard to review without giving away the plot. So I'll give a brief review followed by a spoiler alert and a more in-depth review below that.

Coherence is the first feature-length film by director James Ward Byrkit, and it is a doozy of a first movie. Starring a cast of mostly unknowns, save Nicholas Brendon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and shot with a handheld camera, Coherence feels both intimate and unnerving.

Eight friends gather for a dinner party on the same night that a comet is passing by overhead. The first hint that something is amiss is when Em's (Emily Baldoni) phone cracks as she's holding it and in the middle of a conversation with her boyfriend, Kevin (Maury Sterling). As the rest of the gang gathers at hosts Lee (Lorene Scafaria) and Mike's (Nicholas Brendan) house, they notice that their phones also have no service. A few people mention that the comet can supposedly interfere with cell service, but no one seems overly alarmed.

Instead, the dinner party is tense enough with sensitive group dynamics at play. Kevin's ex-girlfriend, the sultry Laurie (Lauren Maher), is in attendance, which pisses off Em and her woo-woo spiritualist friend Beth (Elizabeth Gracen). Beth also annoys the hosts by bringing a homemade party drug to the event and then criticizing Lee and Mike's home feng shui.

So imagine, if you will, a slightly tense dinner party among old friends that gets interrupted by a neighborhood blackout (after phone and Internet service go down). Some of the friends are understandably freaked out, while others are enjoying the unusual turn of events. When all the lights in the house go out, the gang ventures outside and realizes that one single house in the distance is fully lit up, as if the owners have access to a generator. A couple of the men in the group decide to head over there to see what's up and ask to use their landline. And that's where shit gets craaaaazzzzzyyyy.

I'll stop here before moving on to the spoiler-y part of the review and say that 1) Coherence creeped me out in the most fun, enjoyable way possible and 2) it's a really good, creative film. It's on Amazon Prime and I highly recommend it. Grade: A-

Now, onto the SPOILERS!


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Hugh (Hugo Armstrong) and Amir (Manugian) decide to head over to the lit up house and see what's up. When they come back, Hugo has a head wound and seems thoroughly freaked out. He also has a locked box with him. They open the box to find pictures of each of the themselves with a number written on the back...and a ping pong paddle. What? Hugh also says he "saw something". When they finally convince him to tell them what he saw, he reveals that when he peaked in the window of the lit up house, he saw a table, just like the one they're sitting at, set for eight...and he also saw some of them at that table...in that other house...

Meanwhile, Mike and Lee get their generator up and running so that they, too, have a fully lit house. The gang is skeptical of Hugh and Amir's little adventure. Hugh decides to write a note and go back to the other house and post it on their door. As he's writing it, there is a sound at the door...sure enough, a note saying the exact same thing in Hugh's handwriting is taped to their door...

At this point, the group realizes something insanely fucked is going on. Have they entered a wormhole? Does the comet have anything (or everything?) to do with it? Did Beth slip some of that woo-woo homemade drug into their food causing a mass hallucination?

What I loved about Coherence was that is was not a tease. It examines and explores the implications of what turns out to be a Sliding Doors situation (the film Sliding Doors is actually discussed in the film): somehow this comet has created a universe in which there are an infinite number of houses with an infinite number of Ems, Kevins, Lauries, Lees, Mikes, Beths, Hughs, and Amirs. And all of these groups are simultaneously freaking out...sneaking around and looking into each others' houses...and trying to make sense of it all.

The locked box with the pictures and ping pong paddle are explained--they're a marker for the house so that when people leave the house to explore the neighborhood, they'll know which house is the original one they're from. The numbers were chosen by the roll of a die and the ping pong paddle is an object chosen at random to doubly-identify the house--much like a two-step identification to get access to your email or bank account.

What was perhaps most interesting about Coherence is the divide between the members of the group who see the other versions of themselves out there in the neighborhood as enemies or "others", and the people who see the other versions as identical to themselves and not a threat. Mike, for example, is terrified that another Mike might get drunk and try to come to their house and kill everyone...so his plan is to drink and then go try to kill the people in the other house...genius, right? Similarly, Em, who is experiencing jealousy by seeing her boyfriend Kevin interact with his ex, Laurie, starts poking into windows to see which version of herself and Kevin seem the most genuinely committed and in love.

Instead of shrouding the plot in mystery, Byrkit takes his time in exploring the implications of such an improbable situation...and leads to an interesting payoff.

With naturalistic acting and camerawork, the audience feels like a fly on the wall to the most fucked up, fascinating dinner party in history. We all love to watch bitchy friend drama unfold--but with the added element of theoretical physics thrown in, it's all the better.

Grade: A-